Date: 23rd May 2008 at 10:24am
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I always scratch my head when they say Aberdeen fans have no sense of humour. Here’s a few classics from last night’s meeting with Rangers.

‘We want six!’

A response to Rangers striker Jean-Claude Darcheville who claimed Rangers would score six at Pittodrie, never mind one.

‘Fat Eddie Murphy, you’re just a fat Eddie Murphy…’

The abuse continues to rain down on Darcheville.

‘Why the f*ck are you still here?’

The red army to the remaining Rangers support nearing the final whistle.

‘Barry, what’s the score? Barry, Barry, what’s the score?’

Aberdeen fans use their time wisely to laugh at Rangers captain Barry Ferguson.

‘Jimmy, what’s the score? Jimmy, Jimmy, what’s the score?’

Before using it on their own Ger manager.

‘SPL, you’ve f*cked it up…’

Aberdeen fans laugh at Rangers, who were 10 points clear two months ago.

‘UEFA Cup, you f*cked it up…’

And keep on laughing.

‘Scottish Cup, you’ll f*ck it up…’

Before changing tense again for Saturday’s Scottish Cup final with 1st division Queen of the South.

‘Walter, give us a wave, Walter, Walter, give us a wave…’

The Dons fans were in tears with laughter when Rangers manager Walter Smith acknowledged them.

‘Who let the dogs out?’

Poking fun at the convicted murderer Rangers fan who was bitten by a dog in Manchester.

‘No helicopter, oh there’ll be no helicopter…’

No repeats of Helicopter Sunday three years previously.

‘You’re only here to see the Dandies…’

A get it right up ye to the Rangers fans who were singing here to see the Rangers earlier on.

‘Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy nanananana…’

And the old terrace classic, which Rangers claim as their own, returns.