Date: 1st July 2008 at 12:38pm
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I think I may have missed out an L in there. Now before you view this picture, I can confirm that this is in fact the same James Calderwood who has managed our football club for the past 4 seasons. The picture you are about to view is not fake and is from the 1st day back at pre-season training yesterday. Ready?…click.

Yes, Calderwood has achieved his goal set at the end of last summer, and has reached one shade higher on the tan scale, a frightening Dark Walnut 2716. Many Aberdeen supporters predicted JC would reach the elusive Ebony 2718 but Calderwood settled for the DW this year.

It is an absolute joke. I was looking back and forth between my computer and STV news and thought it was still on the interview with Morgan Tsvangirai. It looks as if he’s just finished a game of Swamp Soccer.

It also makes you wonder what the mysterious sudden droppings of Steve Lovell and Josh Walker have had to do with. And also, is this the reason for Calderwood’s infamous bust up with goalkeeper Jamie Langfield last summer that led to him being dropped for the first 2 months of last season?

You’d think with the likes of the whole Tommy Burns thing near the end of last season Jimmy would maybe take a bit more care.

How embarrassing. I wonder what the new signings must be thinking.