Date: 5th August 2008 at 8:17pm
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I invite you to join me in tears of laughter after Rangers tonight lost 2-1 in Lithuania to Vladimir Romanov’s FBK Kaunas.

This really pisses all over the whole out before Christmas thing. Deary me, the season hasn’t even started.

I better do part of my job and give you some news. Kevin Thomson put Rangers ahead half way through the first half. But Kaunas equalised on the stroke of half-time with a long range free-kick. With 3 minutes to go before full-time, Rangers poorly gave away a corner and a downwards header that went underneath Nacho Novo on the post won it for Kaunas.

There is no fall back for Rangers at this part of the competition and they are completely out of Europe.

I don’t care if this has nothing to do with Aberdeen.

Altogether now.

Haha, haha,
hahahahahaha,
haha, haha,
hahahahahaha,
haha-hahaha-hahahaha-hahahahahaha,
haha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa…